banavalope:

im home

banavalope:

im home

(Source: isabellaharley, via ruinedchildhood)

I realize that I’ve been drinking wine as I work on my French homework but this story doesn’t make sense.

Two officers go to a cafe. In the cafe, there is an american. One officer walks over to ask the foreigner if he wanted to talk. The american starts conjugating the last verb he said (je parle, tu parles, etc…). Eventually, the officer gets annoyed and feels insulted, so they all leave the cafe together.

BUT THEN THE OFFICER TAKES OUT A SWORD AND THE OTHER OFFICER (who doesn’t talk until the very end of the story, mind you) GIVES A SWORD TO THE AMERICAN SO THAT THEY COULD BATTLE.

The other officer ends up asking why the foreigner is talking like he is and in the end, it was a misunderstanding because the dude was told by his professor that he needed to practice conjugating verbs.

BUT I’M SORRY, WHERE DOES THE SWORD COME FROM

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(Source: pollyfern, via petalya)

Welp. Just checked my bank account.

Was really hoping Six Flags would’ve called me back but alas… they did not and I am in need of a job.

(via dutchster)

I was finally getting used to the idea of staying with my dad but then I remembered that I have to go back home today </3

The drive home is just way too longggg

Oh you know, it’s just a classic dinosaur laser fight. With special guest, Albert Einstein..? This picture is pretty big so my phone couldn’t capture it exactly right.. So a lot of filters were added. I may add Danny in the bottom left corner and I’m hoping to ink and color it soon ^_^ #wip #nsp #ninjasexparty #drawing #dinosaurlaserfight #ninjabrian

Oh you know, it’s just a classic dinosaur laser fight. With special guest, Albert Einstein..? This picture is pretty big so my phone couldn’t capture it exactly right.. So a lot of filters were added. I may add Danny in the bottom left corner and I’m hoping to ink and color it soon ^_^
#wip #nsp #ninjasexparty #drawing #dinosaurlaserfight #ninjabrian

I have a strong need to go on an adventure with somebody.

Like come on, let’s get our cameras, drive someplace new, and go climb shit.

Ohai, I'm Kayla.
I like tattoos and pretty things~